Did anyone see BBC Breakfast today? There was a gushing slot dedicated not to the Royal visit to New Zealand (also who cares) but about the baby.

Apparently he's "advanced for his age" (crawling at 9 months) and "took control of the play pen" and is "very photogenic".

When royalty is mentioned, most people's logic and reasoning flies out the window and the become boot-licking submissive robots. Yeah?

*gushing slot.