I was watching the box and discovered on Four-7 (is that what it is called? You what?) Fifteen to One (so not sure of it's usual broadcast slot). Hosted by an iPad wielding Toksvig and the planner tells me a cash prize of £40k. I only caught the last ten minutes (but not the last five of those ten because I had to finish off dinner). However I am willing to jump to conclusions one of which is that it is fucking bollocks. If Willy G was dead he'd be spinning in his grave. As an interesting aside I was always certain that Willy was gay but he's been married to three women.

Have you ever pissed on someone sexually?