Yes, every Disser's favourite time of year is here! Previous acclaim:

"Fucking gay. Go away": chris_is_cool, 2013
"Nobody cares... Hopefully I'll have had you banned for such SHIT THREADS by next year." - icouldwinarabbit, 2013
"Hopefully someone comes along in a fucking U-Boat and torpedos the cunts." - SenorDingDong, 2013
"Rowing can fuck off. Cheers" - verbal, 2012

On Sunday at 6pm, the titans of the tideway will head out once again for an EPIC clash of will power, finely honed technique, and the kind of think and lustrous hair you only find on people with really good breeding.

Cambridge are looking to come back after last year's defeat, and bring a crew that are younger, heavier, taller, and judging by their colleges, thicker than Oxford's. As such, they're the bookies' favourites, but as we all know ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN. The Oxford women's crew have already tonked Cambridge - is it a sign of things to come?

BANTER, TIPS, INFO and ABUSE all welcome below.