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You know your other half is away when...
...I dropped one of the letters when I picked up the post about a week ago and it's just been semi wedged under the radiator ever since
...All I've eaten is crumpets, pitta, noodles, rice, marmite, beans, eggs, broccoli, mushrooms, chick peas, tinned tomatoes and chili sauce in various different combinations
...I've got much better at the guitar
...I post on dis on Sunday nights