I remember comic relief and suchlike used to be all people getting gunged or laying in baths of beans, but now we've had celebrities swimming length of the country, walking for 26 hours, swimming the Thames and suchlike.

Doesn't inspire me to give money tbh but I guess they have to keep things new and dangerous to maintain appeal.

They should get universally disliked celebrities doing horrible stuff, might send in a pound to see Toyah Willcox eat a jar of mustard or Miranda stand with her hands on her head for 10 hours

ideas/thoughts...