I was just on my way back from Asda(s), when a man made some noise with his mouth (word noise), and upon taking off my headphones, he asked if I knew where the nearest pub was.

when I told him where it was, he kind of suggested he'd cross the road with me, because he'd figured I was going that way. btw, he'd already shaken my hand twice, and he had a weird handshake.

so he crossed the road with me, and I was fine with that, because the pub was on that side of the road, but then he said he'd walk up to the pub with me, so I said I was going another way.

then he asked me what I was drinking (Frijj banana milkshake), and asked if I'd tried the fudge brownie one, because that was the best one. I said I preferred the banana one, so he started calling me Bananaman, and said I probably didn't know what Bananaman was. I said I did, so he asked how old I was, and what my name was, and he shook my hand two more times in the process. he told me his name was Mitchell. then he shook my hand again and he kissed it, which was the main weird part.

y'know, like an old fashioned gentlemen kisses a lady's hand?

I was trying to walk away, and he shook my hand another time when I said I thought Bananaman was good, yeah, whilst trying to escape. he kept singing the tune of Bananaman, but he was nowhere near.