Did anyone read this in the Standard on Friday? Put me in a right bad mood. One of the most irritating things I've ever read. So, prime clickbait! You win again, shitty free newspaper.
http://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/london-life/the-new-yoofemisms-stay-down-with-the-kids-with-some-superhot-lingo-9192542.html