The tone's been far too high today for my liking.

If there's only one urinal/urinal spot free but there's empty cubicles, what do you go for? I'll usually head for the cubicle - feels a bit rude, like you're refusing to stand next to someone, or assuming that they'll look at your cock/fanny but it does avoid any potential splashback, which is worse if it's someone else's diseased piss.

Do you strike up a conversation? What are the hot urinal topics of the moment?

Ladies, just pretend that female toilets have urinals. No sexism here