http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/mar/14/max-clifford-model-penis-court

very strange story involving max clifford pretending to be an italian film director.

"The defence barrister Richard Horwell QC told the woman, who cannot be identified for legal reasons, that because she described Clifford's penis as tiny, she could not have seen it.

He said: "His is an average-sized penis. That shows you cannot have seen it.""

If that's his defence, could Max be compelled to get it out for the jury?