so I was searching on that there Google to see if this one tune 'Shot in the Dark' on John Zorn's Naked City record was used or adapted in a Crash Bandicoot game.

I think I just misremembered some music that sounds kind of similar, of a cartoonish surf rock style, but I digress.

upon searching for "Crash Bandicoot Naked City", the first result was the following:

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/3618351/1/Crash-bandicoot-Dart-Trouble

I've only read chapter one out of five, but here are selected highlights:

"Crash had
recently met a very cute girl. Her
name was Mindy. Crash didn't
mind that she looked busty and
could gain a few pounds. All he
cared about that she was sweet
and knew that he was mute."

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""I mean, most of the dumb guys
only care about boobs! Especially
mine! They keep saying 'Coco!
How'd you get so perfectly round
knockers?' Well, I was genetically
made, dumbass!""

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""Who is it?" called the sexist voice
Pinstripe ever heard and he was
with ALOT of sexy women."

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at this juncture, I'm going to suggest you all do some searching and report back with some of the finest literary creations the internet's lonely and undersexed have to offer.

I know you don't have anything better to do.