Here's the situation:

You're buying some crisps from the shop, and the barcode isn't beeping through. The shop person (?) presses the packet to the scanner, CRUSHING THE CRISPS INSIDE.

We need a solution to this problem because if it happens again I'm going to go absolutely mental.

Here are some thoughts:

- make all crisps free. no barcodes, no problems

- make crisp crushing a capital crime

- chill out

- fuck off mate