Cup: No major CUPSET this weekend as holders Wigan stay on course to retain their title courtesy of a professional performance against plucky Man City, losing semi-finalists Arsenal beat Everton and Hull and Sheffield United progress to the Lovely Day Out playoff.

Prem: United beat West Brom, but everybody hates Van Persie or something, Spurs donate 4 goals to Chelsea's stuttering forward line and some teams didn't even bother to play a game because it was too sunny.

Europe: Barcelona lose again, Zlatan Zlatan's again, Bayern score loads of goals, probably without trying, again.

Any AOB?