Complain in here about things that annoy you.
I get annoyed when you go to a self-service cafe, and people who join the queue behind you baggsy a table by sending one of their party up to do the queuing/ food collection, paying bit. especially if I have to stand in the queue, watching their dopey pal wave at them, while i look around the room in a small panic at the lack of available seating. because every cunt is sitting at tables with no food, waiting for their mates.

It's certainly not the worst crime in the world, but it's selfish and one of things where literally nobody would need to do it if nobody actually did it.

thniking about it actually, it doesn't really annoy me that much.

Anyway.
what else?