Had a can of Stagg Dynamite Hot Chilli last night. That in itself I can handle, but went out for a curry the preceding night and asked them to 'make it hot'. Just been for the daily 'let's kill 20 minutes here' shite and my God, I've had to channel Fonze magnitudes of cool not to waddle back to my desk like a brickie just out of a prostate exam. Hopefully no-one noticed the gritted teeth and bead of sweat down the forehead as I reassumed the seated position at my desk. It's like a Somalian knife-fight down there.

Please share your ring burn stories. Great thread bd please leave the boards