Barristers aside, it must be the most awful, boring job on the planet.

Contract law? Para-legal stuff. Family law? It's basically glorified admin, right?

Every time someone says their a lawyer everyone is like "oooh". Fuck that. I'd rather clean shit out of the animal pens in the zoo.

No offence to anyone who is a lawyer of course, but I'm sure you'll agree it's rubbish.