A guy at work refuses to check his email unless you've told him you've sent him an email. Every time I go to speak to him he's reading Reddit.

One of my QPR mates is having his stag do....on the same day as a QPR home game *shakes head*. We also have to go to Newbury to go shooting before coming back to London to go to.....oil wrestling *shudder*

All my holiday money was used up covering for unemployment cos the job centre were shite and said I didn't exist. Got paid today and broke again already.

The one week of my anxiety course that is actually unmissable for me clashes with an industry quiz night hosted by Tony Anstiss. Gonna get there late but miss out on free pizza :(

The path to the stairs at Warren Street in the morning are always blocked by arsewipes trying to push to the front of the escalator queue.

Keep in minor people. Also no jokes about minors, miners or gropes