Why would you pretend to enjoy going to a restaurant where staff are deliberately rude?

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2014/feb/24/rudest-restaurant-london-wong-kei

You're such dicks sometimes.

Anyway that doesn't really constitute a decent thread so make this about "what's the rudest thing that's happened to you in a restaurant?" or something.

Anyone see that weird balonz thread today? What a loon!