I was at a wedding fayre thing in the town hall on Sunday and I was AMAZED at how ridiculous the wedding industry has got and how utterly precious most of the brides that I spoke to were about their Special Big Day. One girl was making her bridesmaids have their hair dyed dark so that she was the only blonde in eth wedding party- appaently this is a Thing now?!?
And then it reminded me of this- http://gawker.com/5948725/reasons-why-you-cannot-be-a-bridesmaid

So come on, tell me about your wedding horror stories.