Motorway services hotels. I went to two services yesterday (jealous?) each with a hotel. Both were near nice cities and towns. Why would anyone stay at one? Motorways have junctions at least every 15 minutes. Get off at one of them, drive five minutes and stay somewhere much nicer and possibly cheaper.

Also the price of food and shit at services. Fuck me! The woman in front of me at Waitrose did some proper shopping and spent £45. What a dick.