Arsenal's crisis deepens as they halt a 1 game losing streak. Meanwhile the Ancient Ones rise and claim the Etihad for the sea. Advantage: Mourinho.

Fulham seal United's Champion's League fate by gifting Liverpool a last minute penalty. Can United win 4 more games this season at all, let alone 4 more than Liverpool?

Everton do some nice things for a bloke who'd traveled thousands of miles to see them play. Awwwww.

I assume Adebayor is nearing contract negotiation time.

Other stuff.