Which are you?
1) pull the old chap through your fly and piss at the urinal. When you're done shake it splashing piss remnants over your hands, trousers, shoes and the cock of the man stood next to you. Then stuff your knob back past the waistband of your undies, releasing the small amount of wee still caught inside into your underpants.

2) Go into a cubicle like a civilised person, pull your panta down below cheek level, piss and use a small bit of toilet paper to dab the old chap dry.

3) Have a sit down wee

I'm a 2er all the way these days. Specially at footie games - always better in a cubicle than inhaling other mens piss-steam and catching their splashback. Wouldnt sit down though, too demasculating