A hot topic. Do you go for the full moker/zxcvbnm bone crusher to exert your supposed dominance or are you more of a rolex spinach type of person?

Any handshake anecdotes? I once messed up a handshake with the Icelandic Ambassador and he ended up just shaking my ring finger and my little finger. Not good.

Is Meowington getting handshakes now?

This could just run and run.