It's pretty much a well-known fact that directors of porn films don't care much for any sort of actual plot; at all times, the flimsy, throwaway plots are there to set up the "action", for want of a better term. But, how stupid can a porno plot possibly be? Can anyone out-do this one, from the late '80s flick 'Night Of The Living Debbies'?

"Hardcore sex movie, where 2 women come upon a mad scientist who has resurrected dead women. He then uses them for sex and sells them like prostitutes. He has made sex robots out of them, named Debbie. The real Debbie finds the mad scientist (Dr. Finetush) in search of her lover, Donald. Dr. Finetush and sidekick, Rogi, help to resurrect Donald in return for Debbie's finest ass in the whole world."

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0144490/plotsummary?ref_=tt_ov_pl

Also, what's the cheesiest dialogue you've ever heard in a porn flick? There must be loads!