The kind of thing you would expect to find on the Wayback Machine but is just not with the times.

My lady love is at the Toy Fair this year and is sending me updates about cool stuff. She told me about these little water zoos filled with dinosaurs. Turns out she meant Sea Monkeys, and growing up in Italy, she never experienced them. I went to the website to show her the cool art and such and found this:

http://www.sea-monkey.com/

Just one logo on a white page. No digital ordering, just by post. Not even an email address.

"Please include a SASE (self addressed stamped envelope) when asking a question or
inquiring about the status of an order. This will expedite the response process."

A classic from pre-2000 internet. I'm sure there are probably loads of pages that just aren't needed anymore that are similarly dated:

http://www.ape-escape.com/