that you will never tire of hearing and tat still make you laughj.

colleague of one of my bookclub girls- upon hearing that london had won in its bid to host the Olympics in 2012- ran straight into a room of people at work , shouted 'guess what!!!!' and then did the loudest fart ever.

Still makes me howl just thinking about it.

Some more of these please. I have loads but i have to file a prospectus in a minute and I should pronably do that first, brb.