What was yours

Used to use the one that goes ip dip dog shit fucking bastard silly git you are not it

Felt great getting all those swearwords out. My cousin used this one that went

Mickey mouse in the house pulling down his trousers, quick mum smack his bum end of part one.

I used to fall about when he said that. Think it was quick mum smack smack his bum part that did it

Where do kids come up with this shit. There wasn't even internet around back then to spread it