a particular group of my friends, left alone with eachothers computers, rather than posting facebook statuses like "i'm gay lol" instead post things that are just really boring and believable, but crucially make people think less of the account holder.

yesterday: "It can get so lonely in this age of tweets and blogs. sometimes i just long for a bit of human contact"

this amuses me.
other obvious things are changing people's birthdays so they get inundated with messages on the wrong day and have to apologise