Don't worry, I'm not going to become one of those people who's fiddling with it under the table during every conversation. Erm, so to speak. No, I'm just after any comments/advice/abuse any of you nerds want to throw at me.

Like, what browser's everyone using these days? (Firefox > Chrome on desktops, obvs, but idk about mobiles). And any decent apps all the cool kids must have? I'm not a twitter/instagram/tumblr-kinda guy, but something that tells me when the next bus is coming could be handy. Seem to be loads of those, one of you must know a good one. LME buses only plz, I don't need to go to the Arndale.

It's an Android, by the way.

And I've already stuck some anti-virus protection on there, so marckee/theWozza can calm down.