not the shit-awful "that awkward moment when..." meme bollocks that every cunt and their bull mastiff posts on facebook but the proper "baws shooting up inside you" moments you've experienced

i once entered into a long-winded joke in my teens the punchline of which was "something something spastics" having completely forgotten that my mate i was telling the joke to had a very disabled younger sister, it felt like time-stopped when he reminded me of this fact directly afterwards and i felt like the cunt i was

now you go...