C'mon, you're Dissers- you must have loads.

I was watching Celeb Big Brother last night (because I'm a twat) and Jim Davidson said to Liz Jones that she's permanently anxious as she keeps thinking it's all going to go wrong any minute and so has to be prepared for that and can't relax".

This is me down to a T (tee / tea?).

I'm not saying I'm suffering or need meds or woe is me, or any of that. It's more about recognising it. I do have a lot of "it's about to screw up and I'm gonna be completely embarrassed" going on. It's huge at work.

So share your neurotic idiosyncrasies with me you moronic fuck ups / delightfully quirky chaps and chapesses.