http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/jan/09/three-lapdancers-kidnapped-boss-court-hears

That Danny Dyer/Guy Richie project no longer need the script writer

Best line in the piece:

"When we were in the car park, the other guy, the tubbier guy, took my Breitling off me." Jurors were told the Breitling watch, worth £4,650, was found in Alexander Morris' anus following his arrest."