City edge past West Ham. Chris Smalling engages in some top bants. Fifa continue to pretend the Qatar World Cup will not be held during the winter. Defoe goes to Canada.

With little else going on today, tell me about the most emphatic thrashing you've ever personally witnessed, DiS. Mine was Notts Forest's 7-1 win over Wednesday, the second football game I ever went to. It's been pretty downhill since.