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MrBones [Edit] [Delete] 13:05, 6 January '14

Demonstrate your refinement and your filth below.

SOBER: Seeded batch, strong cheddar, butter, toms, salt and pepper.

DRUNK: Thick cheap white bread, butter, chips, kebab meat, melted cheese, mayo, touch of chilli