A bunch of shit cup ties happen, and then Arsenal vehsis Spurs. WHAT will triumph in the North London derby, Urzil's airy-fairy brains or MC Sherwood's 4-4-2 brawn? Whatever the case, we can be sure STILL-HERE will be trumpeting a moral and tactical victory of the utmost quality.

On Sunday Forest beat West Ham by a single goal, Chelsea narrowly see off Shteve's troops and United edge past Swansea to signal their latest revival. Does ANYONE care? We will be getting live updates from our correspondent in the North-West, Jordan_229_2, to answer just that.

Some stuff also happens in Italy, probably. Hope you have a good weekend jipping the turf merchants out of a few beer tokens guys.