• 'Humorous' reviews of stuff on Amazon, TripAdvisor, etc. (Don't have the time to risk it not being funny.)

• Asking or stating whether things are things. (Nothing is a thing any more.)

• Labelling of threads as an 'audit'. (They're rarely audits.)

• Labelling of threads as 'rolling'. (Unless you're shipment_da_shipment.)

• BBC News. (No better than ITV any more. C4's news graphics can do one, too.)

• Comedians on TV doing jokes about phones. (If they've even managed to move on from the one about not setting VCR clocks.)

• Mobile DiS. (We can't see who posted OPs, when it was posted, or how many replies there are. At least just give us the option of the full version on mobile devices please, thanks, sean.)

• Complaints about DiS. (It's free. And it's better than your site.)

• Complaints about Vice magazine. (It's better than you.)

• Complaints about complaints. (Don't lower yourself.)

• Dyson Ltd. (A symbol of everything that was wrong with the 20th century.)

• War. (What is it good for? Huh!? At least it's not as bad as Dyson Ltd, I suppose.)

• Impressionists that need to mention what impression they're doing. (Possibly worse than war.)

• Shirts. (Pointless.)

• The Citroën DS3. (An abomination to look at.)

• Tesco. (Easy target. For good reason.)

• Overly long lists. (tl;dr)