My mate didn't want the rest of his battered sausage and chips and his mates from uni that I don't know very well took it off him and they were eating the chips when I just came over and took the rest of the battered sausage with my fork as though it was a free for all. I'm lying awake in bed now thinking that they were probably like 'you fucking cunt' and devastated that I took the battered sausage remainder and I can't sleep