Does your workplace have a Christmas party or night out?

Do you go to it? Are they any good?

I used to quite enjoy a works night out, but as I get older I find I'm definitely in the "I have to spend 40 hours a week in the same room as you shower of cunts so I'm fucked if I'm going to pretend to enjoy socialising with you" camp.

So how's your works Christmas party - rockin' good time or potential drink-fuelled killing spree?