Boards
Imagine going to bar
sitting down on a stool, getting comfortable, smiling at the barPERSON and ordering a cocktail, because you're feeling a bit frivolous on this night. It arrives, you take a sip, and you think out loud to yourself "Hmmm, you know what this could really do with a dash of? Cum."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agQpK6H3LP8
[sfw probably]