1. Not being at work
2. Acceptable to be drunk in pertuity
3. My offering me a never ending stream of bacon sarnies for 4 days
4. Staying up all night playing computer games with my brother trying to drink the house dry (impossible)
5. Having pringles for Breakfast
6. Bird's trifle
7. Hanging my food off the edge of the sofa, kicking the tree making needles fall off
8. Going to pub on Xmas Eve (not done this for a couple of years, might bring it back)
9. The text I get every year from my banker mate who doesn't realise how the other half live inviting me to enjoy my lobster
10. The Met Line journey home (lessened now they've got those shit modern trains)

CHRISTMAS