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Very important question- is a crumpet maker a thing?
Not professionally- I'm sure there are human beings who make or have previously made crumpets. Also not looking for industrial crumpet-making machinery, as that would pose something of a practical issue. What I want is a small, household kitchen-friendly electronic device that is much like a bread maker but has the one crucial difference of turning the inserted mix of ingredients into crumpets rather than bread.
I've tried using Google, so go TheoGB yourselves.