Serving you food on a fucking board or slate rather than a plate

Giving you chips in a small metal bucket

Drinks like tea are sold in separate parts, like tea bag on the side, water in a jug, empty cup, side of sugar cubes. Basically not a cup of tea at all but the means to make a cup of tea.

What else? Come on, play along this time. Yesterdays “trusisms” thread went down like your mum does at the weekend.