• Moyes loses trousers (again)
• Suarez munts Norwich (again)
• Bendtner scores
• Bardsley scores twice
• Wagons beat Southampton
• Ivanisevic supports West Brom
• Swansea hump Newcastle
• Berbatov wants to go
• Stoke and Cardiff hate football
• Gattuso hates women
• PSG lose a league match
• Colin to Wednesday?