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Nibbling a nipple through some brie
NOM NOM (sic).
Now that I've got your attention, guys, it's THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN.
Yes, it's hard to choose one, but here they are, the Bad Sex Awards.
Feast your eyes and your undulating loins on this, bithes.
http://www.theguardian.com/books/poll/2013/dec/03/bad-sex-awards-extracts-poll