so i was just in the toilet at work and heard a guy having a shit (he made eye contact with me after leaving, go figure), anyway, so i realised that at every single moment ever there is someone on the earth having a shit. like a continuous stream of poop. imagine if one person could really come to the plate and do all the shitting for every person on the planet. total sacrifice. they just sit there and shit constantly. what would it take for you to be that person?

i figure the flipside is that at every single moment there's always somebody having an orgasm. so maybe that's it. you become an ultimate shitting and cumming machine which would free up humanity to get on with things like pillaging mars for oil