and she was the worst kind of dickhead. What a silly cow, always picking on me, getting me in trouble, making my whole life a misery. I hated her, what a bitch. She had stupid hair, and she gave me about a billion detentions. I hated her with every ounce of my being.

She lives down the road from my mum and dad now, I see her fairly often pottering around in her front garden. We chat. She's lovely. She likes to tell me that she was tough on the kids who had potential. Great ol' gal.

Growing up eh...