Irvine Welsh favourited a tweet about a very clunky joke I made about Don Johnson from Miami Vice and worrying allegations about what he got up to with Elvis the alligator. Which was nice.

Neneh Cherry replied to a very clunky joke I made about and said something really nice and signed it with kisses. Which was very nice. She is 20 years my senior, though.

Simon Price said he "liked the cut of my jib" when I said something like "Well, the Mondays and Roses were good, but they did make pop stars dress like binmen." Which was fuckin' A.