Feel free to post links to old threads with a snarky comment, but please ensure they're not from 3 years ago and full of chris_is_cool going on and on about a crappy boat tour.

I've actually been to Amsterdam about five times, but one was a million years ago and all I did was get stoned, and the others have all been visiting the wife's sister who lives in Haarlem (next to Amsterdam), which we are doing again but this time we'll have time for some tourist stuff too.

Shoot.