?...primarily for a piss, but I thought I'd put a bet on the football tonight.

before I carry on, I am not a gambler. Didnt even know what to do, so asked the bearded attendant.

observations

fuck me, how depressing are betting shops? reeks of desperation

there was a full turd in the shitter. and no mirror.

there were horses running on what can only be describedas dirt. what the hell is all that about?

every punter in the joint was either bald, or severely receding. maybe the constant highs and lows of gambling makes your hair fuck off your head. dunno.

for the record, I did a 5-0 win to spurs and got 11/1. seems pretty shit. a massive one pound bet.

stuff like that. horses, dogs, ostrich racing