I just went to an italian place for some lunch. Good coffee and a nice array of Italian pastries (cannolis etc).

But, i ordered a panini and it came with some shitty supermarket coleslaw and a salad, but the salad wasn't very italian - i mean christ, they could have chucked a few olives in as a frickin gesture.

Also, they were playing some shitty Zucchero album - They should just have the Goodfellas soundtrack and maybe some opera playing.

Essentially, the place needs to turn into this:
http://blog.nj.com/hudson_voices_impact/2009/07/large_sopranos.JPG

I might start a business as restaurant consultant. Like a more benevolent Gordon Ramsay. Sorta like this:
http://youtu.be/tUPH5OhXC1A?t=2m25s