I can't decide what part of this story is the funniest, everything about it is amazing.

http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/angus-the-mearns/man-fined-after-penis-flash-dance-buffoonery-outside-pie-bob-s-1.147146

Being a small town journalist must be superb, look at the related stories:

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